Black Friday.
I love it. I find it so exhilarating to wake up at 2 O'clock in the morning to drive down to the mall with my mother, purely to wait in front of JC Penny's until 4 O'clock AM at the front of the line to be the first to get the free miniature snowglobes they pass out to the first hundred or so customers at every door surrounding the store. It's even better when you get to shove the idiots who try to cut you in line to get that little mickey-mouse filled snowglobe before you, who rightfully deserve it for getting to the mall before everyone else and standing out in the cold, 52 degree weather without a sweater on because you left it in the hallway back home, out of the way and hear them "Huff!" angrily and continue trying to cut in front of you, only to be caught by the mall security guard and sent to the back of the line.

It's outstanding; especially when you do it all for that tiny little, cheaply made snowglobe.
Horray for family traditions